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[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

My favorite story was going on a date with a woman, who by rights was very bright. She had a PhD and went on and on about quantum this and that. We were heading to the live music stage and talking a long L-shaped gravel path... I chirped "shall we hypotenuse it across the feild?" She replied "what's a hypotenuse?"