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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They certainly come in all shapes and sizes. Maybe I should get the latter so it could double as rope.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Do you want the type with five BNCs on one end?