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[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried not eating and drinking yourself to sleep yet?

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I save that for when I have 24 hours off to flip from day shift to night shift or vice versa. Oh yeah, I guess I forgot to mention that the 12 hour shifts frequently rotate. Fuck me, right?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Rotating shifts are lovely. I used to work in a factory for 3 years that did weekly day/night/afternoon shifts. Living in perpetual jet lag did fucking wonders to my circadian rhythm and blood pressure. The pay was amazing, but not BP over 200 and falling asleep at the wheel amazing.