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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Until you need a specific one.

[–] morriscox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I meant computer power cables. I seem to get having more and I don't recall buying them.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Occasionally when I need a weird cable I am very happy about my box because I can frequently find it.

Especially USB-B3.0 cables.