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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I had to go digging for a micro usb cable yesterday to charge a flashlight and a micro-b for a scanner

[–] fading_person@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Me, still using a phone with micro usb

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I have a Garmin action camera that's under 10 years old that charges with USB mini-B.

Not Micro. Mini.

Though, to be fair, unlike micro, mini didn't lose connection when a snail 3 counties away farted.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 days ago

I don't think you get it.