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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I have the chest open sound AND hyrule morning theme cued up to play on my smart speakers to annoy my family and kiddo, you should too

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

holy shit. yeah!

but that'd be a lot of sensors to rig up over here

[–] modus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Nah, just one. Use this with a magnetic door sensor. https://www.adafruit.com/product/2133

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Sounds like he at least has the wires for the job.