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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My old man has been hoarding cables since he moved to Canada in 1987. He recently got the chance to use an old SCSI cable. He looked like he was 24 again.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

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