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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why are you taking 2 hours to cook every meal? Surely, you don't mean every meal every day, right?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In fact, if you skip enough meals you'll get much quicker to the point where you don't need ANY more meals! #ProDeathTip

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

I'd just eat that good food for several days

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not necessarily 2h every damn day though...there's plenty of really good food that takes 30min to make from scratch.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have ADHD. 30 minutes IS 2 hours.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, 6 hour days and I have 96 hours worth of things I need to get done.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can you imagine how nice the world would be if it rotated just a bit slower?

No difference at all. We'd just be forced to work harder and burn out quicker.

I take solace that the 24 hour clock is somewhat immutable to the slave drivers that run our soceity

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The 8-hour workday is something the labor movement fought and bled for. "Immutable" my ass.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Of course, but our working rights have been heavily eroded the last few decades (name me one person who strictly works 8 hours anymore for a livable wage).

My comment was to say that I'm glad there's a hardcoded maximum to how long a day physically can be, as a stopgap to any further oppression

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

name me one person who strictly works 8 hours anymore for a livable wage

...that would be me. I work 37h/week and make 160% of the median pay in my country. I would say I'm definitely making a living wage.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

That sounds amazing and congrats to you for securing such a career. I'd say I'm earning similar, and it's by no means livable, but yes YMMV

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 days ago

I have 96 one-hour-long days, yes. That plus a handful of hundred-hour-long days is a full year for me.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Basically any recipe I tried that states the time:
Either it only calculates only cooking time and never considers prep or I am really inefficient.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

I made Al Pastor, a bean dish, and three salsas yesterday. Four and a half hours (with cleaning as you go method).

Todays cook time will be 10 minutes.