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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Laugh all you want, but the week after I recycled the mini USB cable I had never used we were gifted a baby monitor that, of fucking course, needed a mini USB.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

I fucking despise mini USB

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Yep. One of mine uses mini. I have a second one, same brand, that uses something completely different. Annoying.