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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] pikachus_ghost_uncle@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey he’s me! Ten of the same power bricks. A bundle of Ethernet cable that I keep for just in case. 5 power cables. Six hdmi cables. A box of computer case fans even though I’ll never need them. Like 50 micro usb cables.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

You need two micro usbs