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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Ive got several drawers of them. I might need those SATA cables someday. And mini USB cables. And cell phone charger and data cable for a Motorolla Razr.