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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Right? I still have a charger cable for a 1987 Black and Decker Dust Buster. The dust buster has been missing for two decades.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And one day you'll discover you need a power converter for that exact voltage and amperage.

[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

This is the way.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

I've met my people.