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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] NaibofTabr 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

By reading this comment you are now cursed:

One week after you choose to dispose of any of those cables, you will need one of them.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

Joke's on you, I already had that curse. Now, I have tons of boxes of cables, all clearly labeled.