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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
submitted 4 days ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

@Noite_Etion
I just found myself needing one a couple days ago, but I had just given them to a nephew in preparation for a move overseas.
@ZeroCool

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Whoa you know zerocool?? That dude is 1337

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

You never know. That's why i keep like 5 of them... Just in case lol.