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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Literally needed a DB9 cable the other month, I had actually moved it from my standard cable bins to the vintage cable box that I was going to drop off at the e-waste facility. This was the second cable I've had to rescue from that box. I am now just keeping that box.