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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

looks at token ring hardware

You never know.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think I actually finally threw out the token ring hub.

But I kept all the BNC cables and terminators.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

Whole network down for want of a terminator.

BTDT

Now I have a box with several