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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)

submitted 4 days ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I still keep them all in one giant box, but they're all sorted and velcroed together

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Amateur. You're supposed to just throw them all in a giant tangled mess. I'm gonna laugh when you need one and you don't even have to spend an hour figuring out what's what.

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

That was me for the last 15 years lol

Finally spent some time on it after a move

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 days ago

Mine are pipecleanered neatly (couldn't find the Velcro) and grouped into gallon Ziploc bags.