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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 132 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Private and public? So just schools in general? Or is home schooling ok? Oh, but I'm sure you want some books burned first.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 43 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Mandatory classes through grok and strictly no other resources.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Grok is woke these days. Mandatory offline bible study with only pre-approved interpretations

[–] cyberwitch@reddthat.com 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

KJV-only. Not that woke NRSV that uses "humankind" instead of "mankind"

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 days ago

KJV is the original text that Jesus wrote, none of that blasphemous "translation"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago

PRAGER U, they started showing up in schools in some red states.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago

He wants to finish making Idiocracy a documentary.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Groups of fish: probably terrorism

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Parliament of owls? Definitely terrorism, no trial, straight to the dungeon.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

parliment of DALEKS.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

they are okay with murder of crows, or unkindness of ravens.

[–] compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Homeschooling, church, and PragerU is all you need! /s

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

and fox, and only copaganda shows, military propaganda, and all have to be "right wing based"