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Republican says Charlie Kirk would have been Jesus' "13th disciple" (www.newsweek.com)
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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you think Jesus got pissed with the money lenders at the temple he would have completely lost his shit with Charlie Kirk. Even Judas would have been grossed out.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah Judas was literally stealing from charity

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

children with cancer charity? if so, he is president material