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Republican says Charlie Kirk would have been Jesus' "13th disciple" (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

During Patel's hearing, Nehls said, "Charlie Kirk was a man of faith ... first and foremost, he loved his Lord Jesus, he loved his family. Beautiful wife, beautiful children. Just a remarkable honorable man that was silenced by this assassin's bullet. I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in the biblical times, he would have been the 13th disciple."

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[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Lol, these fucking people. How can they not just get completely sick of themselves. I guess it takes having a monkey's level of self-awareness. I wonder if when they look in the mirror they get confused and aggressive at the thing staring back at them.

edit: I was very harsh on monkeys in this comment and I want to apologize to monkeys everywhere

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

"Dead guys wife is hot. Kids, too."