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All Cops Are Bastards
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Damn, paying these guys is crazy. They can't even murder the right innocent people.
Look, I'm no ninja special operations badass, but i think, if i took a regular six figure salary with multiple months of paid training and all the military surplus gadgets I could ask for, I could double check the address and then confirm with racial recognition before murdering an innocent person.
I genuinely cannot believe a homo sapiens is capable of fucking up like this so reliably. And I'm a pretty spectacular fuck-up!
Which leads me to believe this was not a fuck up, but an assassination. Why did the cops want this person dead?
Edit: auto correct changed an f to an r but clearly it's just more radical than me.