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GOP Rep Commands Dems To Treat Trump With Same Respect Republicans Gave Biden (crooksandliars.com)

submitted 6 hours ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Ohio Rep.Michael Rulli appeared on Maria Bartiromo's Fox Business News show to say he is appalled at Democrats' rhetoric, which needs to be "toned down." The Ohio Republican must never have seen Trump's tweets or Truth Social posts before. He should check in on that! Or when Donald said in Iowa in July that he "hates" Democrats, saying, "I cannot stand them." Or how about Jan. 6th, when Trump incited a mob of his supporters to attack the US Capitol to cling to power.

Rulli discussed the Charlie Kirk shooting, the only school shooting Republicans have cared about. The Turning Point co-founder seems even more powerful to Republicans after his death, as they use it to silence the opposition. His widow started fundraising days after his death, despite Charlie's $12 million net worth.

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 82 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

            
              Boo Trump loudly when he talks.
Call him Demented Don.
Consistently threaten Don that you'll leave your post, reject anything he proposes regardless of how it'll help every day Americans

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

Accuse everyone else in his administration of elder abuse

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 16 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Pretend he's not wearing pants. Just refer to his lack of pants and slobbery pronunciation constantly

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Nevermind refer to him as sleepy or crooked in any official address as a matter of habit.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

poopy diaper don.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Pretend? Hmmmm. I guess we should pretend. If Epstein were still around with a 14 year old girl, we wouldn't be pretending.

But I'd rather just pretend that he isn't wearing pants.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Why does he spit so much when he talks?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

must be the cocaine.