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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Look he's been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don't think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there's a chance to get his end away.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

Specially if he gets to tap peak Billie Piper or Freema Agyeman.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

A masterful joke.