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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

...it's always the OR. And I don't understand how, cuz in the OR there's always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.

Actually maybe that's why it's always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren't getting caught.

That or we're just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I swear it’s the personality type that chooses to work OR/ER. They’re super over confident, ADHD, adrenaline junky personality types that thrive in risky situations.

[–] oleorun@lemmy.fan 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imaging dept has ample opportunities. "We're shooting, stay out!" Yeah, shooting loads.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Ugh, this felt personal lol my ex was an X-ray tech.