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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Leaving and finding a room.
Removing gloves and getting into position.
Doing the deed.
Scrubbing again and putting gloves back on.
Eight minutes

I'd take longer than that pooping in that situation.

[–] alphabethunter@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

What a show off, right? We all know it took less than two minutes and the rest of the time he was crying silently on the floor.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Could you imagine?