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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wasps are my archetypal frenemy. I hate them, but I love them and what they do, but they can please do it far away from me, but they should also do it in my backyard, but not when I'm there, and I don't mind sharing food with them, but I can't stand having them near my food, and I don't want to hate them but whenever they're near I seize up and can barely breathe or move.

I don't like them half as much as they deserve.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Watch the wasps body language. If it's flying side to side, zigzagging towards you, vertically oriented, its time to get the fuck away. But if you're just chilling and it lands on you or nearby, its just curious, maybe give it some headpats.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

vertically oriented

You mean if it's flying up and down, rather than left-right as they usually do?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

No, like instead being oriented like a dragonfly, its stinger is pointed down as it zigzags left and right towards you.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ooooh okay, so that's the point where I stop clenching up and shit my pants instead? Thanks, good to know.

More seriously, thank you for sharing that knowledge. I'll still be terribly afraid of accidentally inhaling or ingesting them, or having them get in my pants without consent (again), but it should ease my fear of them intentionally attacking me.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 18 minutes ago

lol they can be suprisingly tolerant, only times Ive been stung was when I threw dirt onto one's home and accidentally grabbed one. When one flew into my motorcycle helmet, he left without stinging as soon as I slowed down.