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A29 appreciation post (programming.dev)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by ICastFist@programming.dev to c/noncredibledefense@piefed.social

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Lockheed Martin F-35	Embraer A29
Rich kids' toy	Cheap and sturdy
Needs 1000h of maintenance after each flight	Can take off and land on any slightly plane piece of dirt
Can't fly if it's too hot, too cold, too humid or too dry	Flies every-fucking-where
Zero dogfights	Only needs WD40 and silver tape for maintenance
Best friend became submarine	Actually intercepts drug traffickers
Not even War Thunder forums care about it	Doesn't try to hide because it's so overpowered

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[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

AC-130 Spectre Gunship, but I'll allow A10.

I too don't know anything about airplanes!

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Quit saying A10 I can only get so hard

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I want to have sex with a MiG

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If you're anything like me, you've got a soft spot for the MiG from Red Alert 2.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

e621 PTSD flashbacks