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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon asks out a friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 185 points 4 days ago (41 children)

"She fucked so many guys"

Uh...okay?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 162 points 4 days ago (38 children)

I think they’re trying to say that he doesn’t even feel like her backup, he’s her backup x times removed. Which kinda undercuts his point a bit, but does set the stage for a complete removal of attraction and the very particular manic ending they wrote for their story

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world -5 points 4 days ago (20 children)

Why are you being charitable to a greentext poster lmfao. It's like when the skinhead starts saying dogwhistles and someone is like "well maybe he doesn't know it's a dog whistle".

Idk man, maybe you've not been exposed to enough 4chan.

[–] Comrade_Spood@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)