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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon asks out a friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If by "straight" you mean heterosexual and you're doubting the story is heterosexual, read it again. There are pronouns in there. This is a heterosexual story.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

This is a heterosexual story.

Still gay though.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Is this your first green text?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

NOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEED IT TO FIT IN THE PREDETERMINED BOX I HAVE SETUP FOR THIS GREENTEXT!!! IT HAS TO BE GAY BECAUSE I SAID SOOO!!!!!!!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had no problem taking this innocent heartfelt greentext post at face value, but would you agree, the comments have been aneurysm-inducing.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe. Idk, I mostly read the comments just to get some perspective from other people so I can enrich myself and be a better person.

It does get annoying though when that is interrupted by the fake/gay joke comments tho.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

This is a pretty niche community (Lemmy) without a whole lot of variety. If you're trying to get some other perspectives, there are a lot of better options in real life.