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[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No problem. Reverse the polarity of the main deflector dish, then reroute power from life support to transmit a resonance pattern laterally across the external inertial dampener array. The resulting subspace flux will energize your Heisenberg compensators, so you can simply purge the pattern buffers and attenuate their power output to re-energize your dilithium matrix. You got this! That's the power of math, people!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Sorry, the tribbles have eaten through the power distribution matrix.

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No problem. I'm just gonna shove another doghnut in my chops and be done with it. I've got something tasty! That's the power of sugar, people!

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Well, okay, I guess that sounds good, too. But make mine cellular peptide flavoured.