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You're halfway through your lunch at a restaurant when a wasp decides it’s joining the party on your plate. What’s your move? (piefed.social)

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[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 5 days ago

Wasps tend to be a bit thick. Ask them kindly to get off my plate and sit in the chair. If I want them to buzz off, I typically just ask them “don’t I know you? Of that’s right, in the checkout line at the liquor store the other day” that’ll usually get them going.

But if I want them to stay, I order them a pint.