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Trump Claims He Can't Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters (theonion.com)
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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know what's really sad?

I can't rely on simply reading the title anymore. I have to check the URL to figure out when a piece is an Onion joke or reality.

Because reality has become weirder than The Onion.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's weirder is Trump is countering this by saying he's for Christians, pro-Christian discrimination, etc.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

Christians are generally pro abuse - abuse of women, children...

So Trump is literally preaching to the choir.