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...I mean...
Edit: depends if that white stuff is some sort of cream cheese or not.
That's definitely mayo.
Then it's a "no" from me. Acid meat, nothx.
Who the f puts cream cheese on a hot dog? You said it as if it were the choice of a normal.
Edit: Apologies for not realizing what c/ I was responding to. This was just unnecessarily aggressive of me.
It’s a thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle-style_hot_dog
haha, gross af
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Okay, this is an abomination, but I get how it might cut the acids somewhat and actually work out. Caramelized onions are awesome.
I’ve never had it, I just learned about it from a stand up comic short. I love caramelized onions and I think they pair well with cream cheese, but that combo along side relish and mustard… I can’t imagine how that works.
Oh, nonono, not on a proper hot dog! Ketchup and mustard, always, I meant in this particular scenario - if that white stuff is mayo, then the contraption's too acidic. Cream cheese would offer a bit of base.
Pfft. Ketchup? What are you, five?
Is there really a place where ketchup is out? I usually put most the things on when there's a topping station but I've never seen cream cheese offered. (Guess I'm overdue for a Seattle visit)
https://www.nbcchicago.com/only-in-chicago-nbc-5/why-dont-chicagoans-put-ketchup-on-their-hot-dogs-the-history-that-started-it/3683702/
There is something especially funny about the Chicago chef in the article going on and on about the "natural taste" of a hotdog.
I love the smell of intestines in the morning
Tomatoes?! Sweet, fancy Moses! Okay, I get it, ketchup (supposedly made from tomatoes) would be a redundancy.
Heeey, what's wrong with ketchup?🥺
Nothing… if you’re five.
And if I'm not?
A proper hot dog where I'm sitting could include bacon wrapping, minced bermuda onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup on a folded piece of bread. There are additional side options, of course.
Edit: I misread that. You're clearly saying ketchup and mustard always.
I initially interpreted the lot as a "would," not a "could," and I thought it sounds good, but very heavy:))
I agree with the lot, but... not all at once:))) And, yeah, ketchup and mustard are my main go-tos. Ketchup and mayo when things are... eggy, I guess.
To each their own, but I'm with the other guy on the ketchup thing.
Unless they've got Tabasco sauce. Drown the ketchup in Tabasco, and it's good on fries.
But never on a hot dog.
Cream cheese on a hot dog is delicious.
From your friendly neighborhood Seattlite.
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Okay, will have to check it out if I can ever get up there some time.