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[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

a child, they cost between $200k and $1M per kid depending on what luck occurs and how much you are willing to care for them.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where did you buy your child?

[–] taco@anarchist.nexus 4 points 23 hours ago

Looking for a good deal?

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

At the “make a baby with my sexy husband” backroom selection.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

It was about that time she realized he was a 50 foot long Paleolithic dinosaur...