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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Used to have a roommate like this in first year of college. They just stick to this one stupid thing that they think are hyper-masculine (in his case, it was going shooting and owning big guns) and they won't shut up about it. These fuckers are so annoying. Like we get it bro, you're a big manly man, now stfu about it. These are usually the most childish people irl.

[–] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you have no personality.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Pete small dick hegseth, is my head canon tbh

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

The insecurities ARE the personality, aka Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And I’ll be a ten that he’s complained about “vegans always telling everyone about it”.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

OMG lol
We even had some arguments about it. (All things considered, it was s miracle that he'd take our arguments in good faith, and not be bitter about it.) I'm not vegan, but I totally get their point.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I hope he found Crossfit, at least then it's expected.