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Trump to host UFC cage fight on White House lawn to mark 250 years of US independence
(www.euronews.com)
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This is what happens when Biff Tannen becomes Dear Leader.
At least Biff Tannen can conceive of a plan and carry it through.
Without help from his father.
Tannen can read an almanac. I don't think that Trump could manage that.
I think he’s functionally illiterate. I’ve never seen him read for more than a few seconds.
Please don't impugn illiteracy. Being able to read is entirely uncorrelated with being a good person.
[About 21% if Americans are functionally illiterate] (https://nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/2019179/index.asp), and most have perfectly good reasons, including learning disabilities, poverty, lack of decent education, and domestic abuse.
Strawman.
Honestly that would be an upgrade at this point.