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Trump to host UFC cage fight on White House lawn to mark 250 years of US independence (www.euronews.com)

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Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US's 250th independence celebrations.

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[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.

[–] Thaurin@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yes, but also cheat by poisoning his gladiator slave opponent before the match.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

But then still get his ass handed tom him cause he ssssssuuuuccccckkkkksssss!