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Trump to host UFC cage fight on White House lawn to mark 250 years of US independence (www.euronews.com)
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Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US's 250th independence celebrations.

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[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 142 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In the closing ceremonies of USAs existence, the man who destroyed it will shine a light on himself as a hero.

Where are the epstein files, kiddy diddler?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] Soulg@ani.social 4 points 21 hours ago

Would hit harder if he couldn't do more than almost anyone else to get them released