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"Hahaha, good one Onion, you got me...
Wait, it's NOT the Onion?!"
Fuck Florida. Fall into the ocean already.
Never has this been more relevant.
Florida is just gross. Dangling off in the ocean like that. Ew.
Maybe if we all get out and push?
Hop in the truck, we're headed down there.
Let's go! Don't forget your hernia belt
I'm in. Who's with us!
Me too!
Wait, I'm already me... There's still only the two of us so far.
I use a walker, but I've got a little energy left
That's like 2.25!
@TexasDrunk@lemmy.world said he's in, too! With two Texans on the team, that takes our 2.25 to 1.75!
Are we sure we want to pollute the surface ocean with an entire Florida? Send ‘em to the bottom of the Mariana Trench instead, let the pressure down there straighten ‘em out.
The planet is already working on it. Let's just help speed things along.