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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My wife and I joked that there should be a theme park for 30+ people, and instead of costumed characters, they'd have 20-something couples getting in really dramatic fights.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would the theme park be divided up into different "lands" like:

  • "Broke roommate can't pay their share of the rent again"-ville
  • "Why do you have that ratchet bitch's number in your phone, Noah?"-crossing
  • "What are you lookin' at, bro?!" -'roid rage island
  • "WTF is the upstairs apartment neighbor doing to make that kind of noise at this time of night! Goddamit! I have to work a fuckin' double shift tomorrow and can't be exhausted"-land
  • "I'm so wasted right now, I'm sorry I puked in your car"-street
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

"Brenda's a skanky, Joey, did you even wear a condom?" - ave