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dude honestly thinks he is the shit. If there was ever a pit fight between world presidents, I would bet money on him losing his first fight in the first five seconds.
He'd stumble on the entrance
Him v Lincoln , the ex wrestler who fights till he's burger?
Who'd win? Are we going by Heads of State or do constitutional monarchs sit this one out?
Lincoln or Roosevelt, or hell maybe George Washington. Trump out before they ring the bell.
They have royal pie takers who, according to the Magna Carta, have to stand in.
If historical figures allowed, monarchs definitely yes. I want to see Queen Elizabeth on a horse kicking assess.
Which one? One or Two?
Also if historical heads of state are allowed I wanna see Robert the Bruce Vs Richard Lionheart and I also wanna see Charles the First hiding in a corner in the Foetal position rocking back and forth like a little bitch.
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Oh, then it depends when you bring her back. She came to the throne when she was 26 and also served in the army as a mechanic. At the D-Day memorial one year she was the only leader there to have served in the Second World War. So she knows how to shoot a gun, knows how to repair a car, and can defo fuck someone up if she was brought back at her prime.
I want both versions, first exactly for the same reasons you mentioned and second to see this but jousting with a heavy umbrella towards Trump:
The older one to the younger one: "Listen, Cabbage, we need to talk about this one kid you're going to have. His name is Andrew and..."