I never let you see I keep it caged, but I can't control it So stay away from me The beast is ugly I feel the rage, and I just can't hold it It's scratching on the walls In the closet, in the halls It comes awake, and I can't control it Hiding under the bed In my body, in my head Why won't somebody come and save me from this? Make it end!

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[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Flashbacks to bros wearing five polo shirts at once with all the collars popped

[–] EmotionalSupportLancet@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

yes! The Bannon look with less alcoholism.

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eh, probably the same amount of alcoholism, just on a shorter time scale IMO.

[–] EmotionalSupportLancet@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

oof, not wrong. The multi-polo Stifler bros are probably not ok.

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I met one of them recently that I knew from my heyday of going to college parties and drinking rich kids’ alcohol for free, and he’s a landlord, of course.

[–] EmotionalSupportLancet@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

what an ass. at least you got some free drinks out of him.

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