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Call Me Crazy, but I for One Still Want to Know if the President Committed Depraved Sex Crimes (slate.com)

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[–] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Quite low, as it turns out. Linked at the end of this article was this depressing read of Trump supporters saying "Get over it."

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Every day I'm shocked more victims don't cut off dicks. Imagine where we'd be if one of his first victims castrated his ass.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

I am completely certain he would find some way to try and make himself the victim and most likely open a lawsuit against his "aggressor"

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Castration is cutting off the balls, cutting off the dick is a penectomy.