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It kinda does... Not like, literally, but generally? In a statistical, mean time to failure kind of way? It's surprisingly accurate
These people, like always, just take a nugget of truth and use it to come to wild conclusions. Because there's a second, very important factor in this equation - exercise reduces your heart rate
Here's the study