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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca to c/LeopardsAteMyFace@lemmy.ca

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

“Mr. Trump, you looked at me and said, ‘I love you,’” Woodruff County farmer Chris King said. “Mr. Trump, I need to see the fruit of your love.”

You are, Chris.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

You stole the words right out of my head.

And the fact that they want government bailouts is just laughable. That's socialism!

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Sorry buddy your the wrong sex and age would be the child rapist trumps reply.

[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Well I doubt he’s gonna rape all the farmers and then bury them on his golf course for the tax evasion