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[–] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

For national security purposes we need a copy of your likeness and driver's license connected to your IP address to know every single web page you have considered whacking off to. A masturbatorbase. You know, to protect the kids.

Naturally we will target other undesirable activity as well, we cannot let citizens exercise their first amendment rights about US foreign policy with impunity now can we? Or to criticize our glorious leadership and great companies. /s