Flippanarchy

I’m not sure if you’re misremembering or making things up, but many of your claims aren’t historically supported at all. Also when I say KPD that’s a shorthand for the uprising leadership in general, because those guys weren’t all KPD.

I'm well aware; that doesn't change their goals or idolization.

Enough demonstrators supported the uprising to force the KPD’s hand in starting/continuing it. The uprising petered out due to a divided leadership unable to seize the momentum, not because the demonstrators were uninterested in a second revolution to overthrow the bourgeoisie.

Further on you chide me to read the wikipedia article, yet demonstrate that you have no interest in the parts of the Wikipedia article that contradict your narrative.

KPD leader Liebknecht, initially against the advice of Luxemburg, supported the plan to unleash a civil war. The Council of People's Deputies was to be overthrown by force of arms and the elections to the National Assembly scheduled for 19 January prevented.

The mass of the working class followed the call for a general strike to prevent a counterrevolution, but it did not want to have anything to do with military struggles. On the contrary, they continued to demand the unity of the socialist forces and, at a large meeting in the Humboldthain Park on 9 January, demanded the resignation of all the leaders responsible for the "fratricide". Both the Ebert government and Ledebour and Liebknecht were seen as responsible for the situation. Numerous resolutions from the factories called for an end to the street fighting and the creation of a government in which all socialist parties would be represented.[15] In the view of historian Sebastian Haffner, the executive committee of the Berlin USPD and KPD had failed the uprising, which was "entirely the spontaneous work of the masses of Berlin workers who had made the November Revolution; the masses were overwhelmingly Social Democrats, not Spartacists or Communists, and their January uprising was no different than their November revolution had been."[4]

The interest in bringing down the government was not the revolutionary abolition of the newborn Weimar government, but the resignation of Ebert's government in a parliamentary sense.

True, but irrelevant. Using Bolshevik actions to morally implicate the KPD is fallacious logic. The uprising was meant to create a socialist and democratic society in the form of a council republic, not replicate everything the Bolsheviks did. If you have criticism of the KPD, criticize the KPD; everyone worth having this conversation with already knows the Bolsheviks were terrible people.

Oh, okay, I should just ignore the coup's leadership openly idolizing the Bolshevik process because they weren't literally the Bolsheviks themselves. I'm sure that their attempt to prevent democratic elections was completely holsum and that they would've been utterly unlike the Bolsheviks in victory.

Again, that is literally not what happened. The uprising was a spontaneous affair emerging from SPD repression that the KPD attempted to control after the fact.

"SPD repression" is a very curious way to say "The SPD responding to a police chief kidnapping a politician to hold as hostage"

If the goal was to prevent elections, they would’ve never negotiated with the SPD*.

"Put us in a better position to seize power and we'll think about allowing electoins"

Wow much negotation

Even if we accept your claim, though, your position only makes sense if you view bourgeois parliamentary democracy as exceptionally democratic and worthy of preservation compared to socialist forms of democracy. Would you condemn an uprising to overthrow a constitutional monarchy and establish a republic in a similar manner?

Yes, abso-fucking-lutely? If the UK is having elections in two weeks, those elections look free and fair, and Labour says "Instead of participating in elections, we want to have a coup", that's a pretty damning admission that they don't think they can fucking win free and fair elections.

"But a Republic would be better!" Yes, a republic would be better - but if your opinion is that a republic would be better even against the wishes of the majority of the population, maybe you aren't such a believer in the basic idea of a democratic republic to fucking begin with.

You should read the Wikipedia article before responding.

I have. As quoted parts contradict your arguments, I must question if you have as well.