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Armed drones to be deployed at schools to stop mass shooters (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Fucking hilarious quote here:

"It's a bit like that movie The Matrix, where the agent can jump into the nearest person and immediately be good to go. We're a little bit like that—but we're the good guys," he added.

Oh yeah so it's kinda like the terrifying dystopian surveillance nightmare where people are oppressed at all times by an omnipresent, invincible, untouchable outer force that compels them to unquestionably follow the path laid out for them in life by their masters. But like, in a good way!

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

What actually happens to people who's body is taken by the agent in the matrix? They can't be not dead, right? This makes it even better.