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[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 15 points 23 hours ago

A Japanese octogenarian was swindled out of thousands of dollars after falling in love online with a self-described astronaut who sought her help to avert a spaceship crisis, police said Tuesday.

As someone who fell for the emotional support kangaroo, I do feel bad for a lonely 80 year old Japanese woman.