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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

You can't ban guns. The right to have firearms is literally in our constitution.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You may be shocked to hear about amendments

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Amendments take 3/4s of the states to ratify them. that isn't going to happen. i doubt even 1/3 of blue states would ratify such an amendment.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

So, you CAN ban guns! Whoda thunk

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

you can also build a space elevator.

good luck actually trying to do it.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Mmmm false equivalences

[–] tmsbrdrs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It says bear arms, not own them. It's all in the interpretation

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also, it doesn't specify what sorts of arms. It also specifies it being as part of a well regulated militia...

[–] choochooMF@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

All armed and trained civilians are part of a well regulated militia. Learn some history.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, as a part of a well regulated militia. How many of these gunmen were party to a well regulated militiia?

[–] choochooMF@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

By definition of a well regulated milita is armed and trained civilians. So technically, all of them?